look at that title. how’s that for seo?

anyways, i’ve been getting tons of spam from site called tagged.com that i DID NOT sign up for. today, i decided to click on usubscribe (knowing good and well that doing so almost always opts you in for even more spam), and the monstrosity of what i encountered is below.

that’s right, there’s an email pref. for basically every possible action that occurs in nature, including: “email me when someone uses the bathroom”, “email me when something falls on the floor”, and my personal favorite: “email me every time someone gives me LUV”. *sigh